Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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