Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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