oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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