does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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