That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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