Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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