Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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