It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Less talking, more tequila
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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