I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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