At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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