real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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