well I can't set my house on fire every night
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
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Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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