So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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