drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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