She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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