Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
The beer is more important than you right now.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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