I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
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If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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