Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Someone signed my nipple.
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