2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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