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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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