some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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