we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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