you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Randomize
