This house was built for laser tag.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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