Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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