who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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