I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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