i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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