I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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