I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I want to fling myself into the sun
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Randomize
