Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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