therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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