Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Ladies don't puke and tell
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg đđ
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes âI drove you last nightâ\nâYou got your dick sucked in the back seatâ
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