Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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