THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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