I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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