erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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