I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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