you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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