I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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