Christians are straight up FREAKS
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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