we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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Have fun and good luck.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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