haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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