wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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