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I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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