I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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