im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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