So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
