i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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