no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Farmville is her only friend.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
This baby is an asshole
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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