For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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