Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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