Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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