So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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