apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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